饮茶先!饮茶先!
// ==UserScript==
// @name 饮茶先!饮茶先!
// @namespace https://bbs.tampermonkey.net.cn/
// @version 0.1.3
// @description 喂!三点几了,做撚啊做,饮茶先啦!
// @author CodFrm
// @crontab 0 3,15,19 * * *
// @grant GM_notification
// @debug
// ==/UserScript==
return new Promise((resolve, reject) => {
let title = "喂!三点几了,饮茶先啦!";
let text = "喂!三点几嚟!做 做撚啊做!饮茶先啦!三点几饮 饮茶先啦!做咁多都冇用嘅!老细唔锡你嘅嚟!喂饮下茶先啊!三点几嚟!做碌鸠啊做!";
if (new Date().getHours() == 19) {
title = "喂!七点几了,饮茶先啦!";
text = "喂!朋友!做咩咁多啦!差唔多七点咧,放工啦 唔洗做咁多啦!做咁多,钱带去边度?差唔多七点咧!放工!焗杯茶先!饮下靓靓个beer!白啤酒黑啤酒ok?happy下唔洗做咁多!死佐都无用诶,银纸无得带去咧!happy下!饮酒!ok?!喂!三点几嘞!做,做卵啊做!饮茶先啦,三点几饮,饮茶先啦!做咁多都冇用诶!你老板冇心你的啦!喂饮一下茶先啦!三点几嘞!做碌鸠啊做!";
}
GM_notification({
title: title,
text: text,
image:"https://i3.hoopchina.com.cn/hupuapp/bbs/863/28715863/thread__28715863_20210507153127_40281.jpg",
ondone: (user) => {
console.log('done user:', user);
resolve();
},
onclick: () => {
console.log('click');
resolve();
},
});
});